{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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