{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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Foxhall Alexander Parker Sr. was an officer in the United States Navy. He was Commander-in-Chief of the East India Squadron, commanded the Home Squadron, and was commander of the USSÂ Constitution.
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